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New Pet

Not his decision.

I’ve been posting two cartoons a week lately, but this week I’m going to skip Thursday. I want to take some extra time to come up with ideas for multi-panel strips.

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Intense Stairs

He could only afford the place with the intense, piercing stairs.

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The Insidious Plot

The Insidious Plot

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Charming Suitcase

Sometimes I just come up with stuff based on random words.

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Pork Cue Pine

It s a pun, see.

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Bob

Consider the Spatula

The spatula means something. Something spatulate.

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The Finest Cheeses

These cheeses are, of course, unwarrantedly expensive.

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Awkward Zoo

The awkwardest zoo.

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I have to admit this is not one of my more ambitious cartoons.

Life is hard enough for a talking hole.

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Bob

The Moods of Bob

After the anxiety, ennui is a relief.

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Singularityware

After the singularity eating soup will be called "uploading".

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Bob

Don’t Judge

Don t judge.

A while back I realized that, despite my good intentions, I’d grown tired of drawing. I really did need the time off, but now I’m getting tired of not drawing. I plan to start posting again a couple times a week.

Expect modest cartoons for a while, as my skills are rusty.

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Unexceptional Birds

Deep(ly Soporific) Thoughts

This is the last in the 30 Days of Comics series for 2012. I think I have a little momentum back. I’m going to take a week off, and then return to a modest but consistent schedule of 1-2 comics or single panel cartoons a week.

Good night.

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Desk Toy

Eons of fun.

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Pickup Line

Dating tip: this category is to broad to inspire feelings of connection.

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Bob

Moose

Everybody needs moose riding lessons.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Mastering Jauntiness

Now it is clear.

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Unexceptional Birds

Down the Tubes

The planet is feeling smushed.

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Unexceptional Birds

No Way, Dude

You should tell a guy things.

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Unexceptional Birds

No, Probably Not

No, probably not.

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Bob

Popular Thanksgiving Superstitions

You get your turkey from the store? Sucker.

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Bob

Filling the Void

Things are okay again.

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Bob

Okay With It

Things are okay.

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Bob

Bob Doesn’t Care

True indifference.

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Unexceptional Birds

What’s My Lime?

It is a lime.

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Unexceptional Birds

F. Scott Fitzgerald, You Know Nothing of Love

Gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, you could really use a therapist. I mean, seriously.

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Unexceptional Birds

Not So Good Question

A not so good question.

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Good Question

Good question.

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Bob

Whatever Happened to You

He is not done ignoring you.

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Unexceptional Birds

Love Me

Apparently the road to a guy's heart is through his nose.

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Poseur

Those darn waterfowl and their darn fake tobacco addictions.

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Unexceptional Birds

Overheard in the Bookstore

It was news to him, apparently.

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Unexceptional Birds

Nilsson’s Law

Drink it all up in safety.

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Missed the Point

He made a trip to the hardware store just to miss the point.

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Word Balloon Malfunction

Usually we cartoonists edit these panels out.

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Bob

Blank

Admittedly this is an excuse to repeat the same panel three times.

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Bob

It’s Probably Election Fatigue

Meta-psychology.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Safer

Safer in Here

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Unexceptional Birds

Lever Birds

Heavy, man.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

His Saddest Cheap Vacation

It costs forty bucks.