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A Ceawbeay

"Heawdy, fealks! I'm a ceawbeay and this is my hearse!"

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The Upholsterer

Look, I don't have time to listen to your complaining! I've got a face to upholster!

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Biology Basics

Biology Basics: The Little Men Who Push Hair Through Your Follicles

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The General in His Fort

"Please, General, we need the toilet paper for the restrooms... why don't you rebuild the fort with some pillows?"

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Fop Awareness Training

Fop Awareness Training

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Hanklyn

Comic Panel

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Dune

Comic Strip

I just saved you the trouble of reading the book.

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An Alarming Realization

Comic Panel

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The Turkey Who Became an Accountant

The Turkey Who Became an Accountant

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American vs. British Puns

American vs. British Puns

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The Spirit of the Galaga Machine

The spirit of the Galaga machine departs the former video rental place that used to be a Pizza Hut that's now a payday lender.

I’ve started drawing again but I have no plans to update the site on anything remotely resembling a regular schedule. Subscribe to the RSS feed if you want updates.

I also colored this, but I slightly prefer the BW version.

The same panel.

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An Asparagus Fact

Cartoon--An Asparagus Fact

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The Final Scene of an Unpublished Bildungsroman

Cartoon--The Final Scene of an Unpublished Bildungsroman

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The Support Group for People Who Only Talk About One Thing

Cartoon--Support Group

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Safe Monsters

Cartoon--Safe Monsters

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Legend of the Weresportscoat

Cartoon--Legend of the Weresportscoat

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The Secret of the White House

The worst part of being president.

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Horror Movie

Every time I watch a horror movie part of me hopes it will end like this.

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Parsnips are Obnoxious

The gods gave human intelligence to carrots and parsnips and all they did was fight.

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Unseductive Faces

Unseductive Faces

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Board Meeting

Board Meeting

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The Future of Human Evolution

The future of Human Evolution.

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Ouch

Ouch

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Last Cookie

Deep Ponderings

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American Presidential Candidates of the Mid-21st Century

American Presidential Candidates of the Mid-21st Century

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The Strawberry

Periodically the strawberry returns.

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Straight Talk

It does that.

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Used Carp

Used Carp.

When I first thought of this cartoon I assumed someone, somewhere, would have drawn one like it already, but a Google search says not.

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Plan Ahead

Plan Ahead

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Stop Making That Face

One morning, the animators came to work and their faces had stuck like that.

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Helpful Comics Tip

A Comics Tip

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A Strange Dream

Something I actually dreamed.

I’ve started drawing again pretty much just because I actually had this dream and thought it would make a decent comic strip.

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Ironically

Ironically, the emergency room was busy.

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What Animals Want to Tell You

Seriously, your junk mail is disturbing.

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The New Campaign

The New Campaign

This is another rerun. I’m slowly getting over an RSI flareup I’ve been having and I’ll probably start in on new cartoons again next week.

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Philosophy Beard

Every armadillo is in fact the same armadillo who has travelled in time to be everywhere at once.

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Glare at the Mirror

I ve tested this and surprisingly it doesn t work.

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New Pet

Not his decision.

I’ve been posting two cartoons a week lately, but this week I’m going to skip Thursday. I want to take some extra time to come up with ideas for multi-panel strips.

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Intense Stairs

He could only afford the place with the intense, piercing stairs.

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The Insidious Plot

The Insidious Plot