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Awkward Attraction

Incompatible cultural signals.

I tried inking this with a Pentel Tradio plastic fountain pen. Nice line variation, but it tends to spatter if you don’t hold it at just the right angle. (I still miss the Fountain Pentel. Still, I’m probably better off using real metal nib pens.)

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The Scariest Face

The inexplicable, overly intense smile.

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Reactions

Really, who is that person?

You may have noticed, if you’re still reading this at all, that the comics have come very slowly lately. I’ve also been less than satisfied with the quality of my recent work, which only ground my enthusiasm down further.

In an effort to get my work back on track, I’ve decided to try the “30 Days of Comics” project conceived by Derik Badman at Madinkbeard: for the month of November, I’m going to try to post some kind of comic every day. Most will be on the sketchy side. Few will be in color. I have no idea whether I’ll be able to keep to this schedule, but I’m going to give it my best shot in the hope that practice will get me back in artistic shape.

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The Catchup Story, The Last Page: Hanging a Lampshade on It

Later, the documentary guy transferred into the Philosophy department to study existentialism.

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The Catchup Story, Page 13: It’s Almost Over

What was that all about, anyway?

I’ve grown markedly less enthusiastic about this story as it’s progressed, as you can probably tell from the rate of posting, but I’m determined to finish it before I move on to something better. There’s only one page to go.

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The Catchup Story, Page Twelve: An Anticlimactic Rescue

Abigail thinks inside the box. Buck thinks way too far outside it.

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The Catchup Story, Page Eleven: Emergency Adventure

Wonder Bread: The international symbol for mediocrity.

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The Catchup Story, Page Ten: Escape Plan

Where was Abigail keeping her phone, you ask? In her pompadour.

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The Catchup Story, Page Nine: The Largely Unrecognized Menace of Obsessive Condiment Fandom

Some days Abigail just can't get away from mayonnaise.

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The Catchup Story, Page Eight: The Zero Awards

The Goose Egg Society will never appear in a series of lighthearted detective novels.

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The Catchup Story, Page Seven: Success

The Goose Egg Society is a society for people who are interested in nothing.

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The Catchup Story, Page Six: Suddenly, it’s a Fad

I skipped the marketing phase due to a lack of jokes.

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The Catchup Story, Page Five: The Testing Phase

Abigail's expression in panel two is her Science Face.

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The Catchup Story, Page Four: New Concepts in Catsup

The director would have released the documentary, except he was distracted by a squirrel.

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The Catchup Story, Page Three: Abigail Makes a Career Move

The horseradish locker is supposed to be carefully guarded, but anyone can get in if they slip the security guy a twenty.

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The Catchup Story, Page Two

Abigail was chagrined when, years later, a mysterious entrepreneur set up a jar pants factory and made millions.

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The Catchup Story, Page One

I'm not sure yet how long this story will run.

This will be my first longer story in quite a while. I’m hoping to post two pages a week. (But don’t hold me to that…)

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Mystery Mailbox

The real question: Exactly what sort of letters are inside?

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Hand Sanitizer People

Hand Sanitizer People

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Old Enough to Know Better

Somewhere there is an even older guy wearing a purple zoot suit.

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New Snack Technology

Coming soon: cake stew.

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Get Your Olive

Bob is a late adopter.

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If You Loved Him

It's cozy in there.

Upon mature reflection, I probably shouldn’t have colored the room pink.

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Inside the Museum of Contemporary Suggestibility

Inside the Museum of Contemporary Suggestibility

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At the Hand Farm

At the hand farm.

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Keep Your Voice Down

Always a suspicious circumstance.

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Yellow

The oddest things can get Bob through the day.

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Using Your Hippopotamus

I know some of you have been wondering about this.

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Bricklayer Cake

Tasty! Sort of!

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The New Awareness Campaign

Just be aware of them. That is all we are saying.

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Buck’s Further Thoughts on Communication

Buck has more thoughts, if you can call them that.Buck has more thoughts, if you can call them that.

I really ought to come up with some less cynical cartoons. I think Winter has put me in a Mood.

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New Comics Coming Soon…

…It’s just that I’m working very, very slowly. I’ve been feeling like this since December:

Sentenced to February.

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Clear the Decks!

Clear the decks!

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New Year’s Irresolution

Bob's resolutions were over before they started.

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Nobody Notices Bill

Nobody notices Bill.

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Things We Have Learned From Video Games

Things We Have Learned From Video Games

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Self-Defense Behaviors in Pasta

Self Defense Behaviors in Pasta

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The Secret of Shakespeare

Also, Christopher Marlowe was a leprechaun.

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Buck is a Corporation

He's BuckCorp Incorporated!

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Buck and the Bucket

On the plus side, Bob's basement was eventually a lot cleaner.