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Recurring Themes

What is the thing with tweed, anyway?

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The Inconveniently Situated Wrecking Ball of Mount Everest

It cost a lot of money to get that thing up there.

This is another one I drew relatively quickly. I guess the two panels to the right might have been better if I had, as usual, done two or three drafts, but I still kind of like how it turned out.

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Sometimes an Insect Needs Help

Bob will save it.

I keep working ahead a few days, then losing my lead. I drew this tonight in about 20 minutes, and, given that, I’m actually not terribly displeased with how it came out.

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The Big Question

I think the colors got away from me.

Every so often I feel like I’ve forgotten how to color a comic in such a way that it doesn’t look like a box of crayons melted on it. At least the last panel is okay.

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Negotiating Importance

Way too much human interaction basically boils down to this.

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The Cupcake of Desperation

At this point he will try anything.

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Transferrable Skill Set

You can run anything like a business, supposedly.

It’s amazing the faith some people put in the concept that skill in one area can be transferred to entirely different tasks.

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Pie Etiquette

Remember this for the quiz.

This will be important at Thanksgiving.

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Fungus Moods

It will calm down soon enough.

I know I said on Wednesday that the rest of the week would be single panels, but that’s because for some reason I thought it was Thursday. And then this thing popped into my head.

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A Nihilist Dictionary

It was voted the most useless reference book of 1987, 1995, and 2003.

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A Perfect Fit

A perfect fit.

I’ll be finishing the week with a couple of single-panel cartoons.

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Bob: Paranormal Investigator

Some problems have simple solutions.

You know, a lot of horror movies might turn out to have very simple solutions if the monsters would just talk things out like reasonable people.

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Brontosaurus Box

Yes, that will help.

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Dog Thoughts

They are a mystery. A stupid mystery.

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Related Concepts

There’s a story here, but I’m not sure what it is.

This is taken from something I had written and perfunctorily drawn in a sketchbook, presumably while I was half asleep. After I started drawing I realized there was some kind of story there.

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Overheard Bird

I actually overheard this on the bus. Not from a bird.

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Awkward Attraction

Incompatible cultural signals.

I tried inking this with a Pentel Tradio plastic fountain pen. Nice line variation, but it tends to spatter if you don’t hold it at just the right angle. (I still miss the Fountain Pentel. Still, I’m probably better off using real metal nib pens.)

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The Scariest Face

The inexplicable, overly intense smile.

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Reactions

Really, who is that person?

You may have noticed, if you’re still reading this at all, that the comics have come very slowly lately. I’ve also been less than satisfied with the quality of my recent work, which only ground my enthusiasm down further.

In an effort to get my work back on track, I’ve decided to try the “30 Days of Comics” project conceived by Derik Badman at Madinkbeard: for the month of November, I’m going to try to post some kind of comic every day. Most will be on the sketchy side. Few will be in color. I have no idea whether I’ll be able to keep to this schedule, but I’m going to give it my best shot in the hope that practice will get me back in artistic shape.

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The Catchup Story, The Last Page: Hanging a Lampshade on It

Later, the documentary guy transferred into the Philosophy department to study existentialism.

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The Catchup Story, Page 13: It’s Almost Over

What was that all about, anyway?

I’ve grown markedly less enthusiastic about this story as it’s progressed, as you can probably tell from the rate of posting, but I’m determined to finish it before I move on to something better. There’s only one page to go.

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The Catchup Story, Page Twelve: An Anticlimactic Rescue

Abigail thinks inside the box. Buck thinks way too far outside it.

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The Catchup Story, Page Eleven: Emergency Adventure

Wonder Bread: The international symbol for mediocrity.

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The Catchup Story, Page Ten: Escape Plan

Where was Abigail keeping her phone, you ask? In her pompadour.

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The Catchup Story, Page Nine: The Largely Unrecognized Menace of Obsessive Condiment Fandom

Some days Abigail just can't get away from mayonnaise.

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The Catchup Story, Page Eight: The Zero Awards

The Goose Egg Society will never appear in a series of lighthearted detective novels.

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The Catchup Story, Page Seven: Success

The Goose Egg Society is a society for people who are interested in nothing.

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The Catchup Story, Page Six: Suddenly, it’s a Fad

I skipped the marketing phase due to a lack of jokes.

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The Catchup Story, Page Five: The Testing Phase

Abigail's expression in panel two is her Science Face.

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The Catchup Story, Page Four: New Concepts in Catsup

The director would have released the documentary, except he was distracted by a squirrel.

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The Catchup Story, Page Three: Abigail Makes a Career Move

The horseradish locker is supposed to be carefully guarded, but anyone can get in if they slip the security guy a twenty.

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The Catchup Story, Page Two

Abigail was chagrined when, years later, a mysterious entrepreneur set up a jar pants factory and made millions.

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The Catchup Story, Page One

I'm not sure yet how long this story will run.

This will be my first longer story in quite a while. I’m hoping to post two pages a week. (But don’t hold me to that…)

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Mystery Mailbox

The real question: Exactly what sort of letters are inside?

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Hand Sanitizer People

Hand Sanitizer People

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Old Enough to Know Better

Somewhere there is an even older guy wearing a purple zoot suit.

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New Snack Technology

Coming soon: cake stew.

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Get Your Olive

Bob is a late adopter.

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If You Loved Him

It's cozy in there.

Upon mature reflection, I probably shouldn’t have colored the room pink.

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Inside the Museum of Contemporary Suggestibility

Inside the Museum of Contemporary Suggestibility