It's better than doomed: It's super doomed. Updated intermittently.

Author: Wesley Osam

Household of Dracula

Dracula’s Grapefruit

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 29, 2008

Dracula feels vaguely insulted by Count Chocula, but Frankenstein has made his peace with Frankenberry.

Miscellaneous Oddities

Matterhorn

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 27, 2008

Matterhorn

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The Grass is Greener

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 22, 2008

Robert was jealous of the neighbors' bombing lawn.

Miscellaneous Oddities

Poorly Opaque

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 20, 2008

A poorly opaque wall.

Bob

Preview of Coming Attractions

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 15, 2008

And you thought he was a bad choice for The Spirit.

Miscellaneous Oddities

Vestigial Jungle

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 13, 2008

Vestigial Jungle

Miscellaneous Oddities

Inexplicable Pizza Delivery

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 9, 2008

I could probably have done better on the art this time.

Miscellaneous Oddities

X Xing

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 6, 2008

X Xing

Bob

Buck Meets a Stick Figure

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date April 28, 2008

Stick figure physics is complicated.

Miscellaneous Oddities

Outwitting the Magic Monkey

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date April 14, 2008
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Magic monkeys are none too bright.

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Homage

What's the difference between homage and plagiarism?

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Interview With the Oldest Man

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date March 24, 2008

The oldest man in the state!

Bob

Shopping for Pens

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date March 16, 2008

In which Buck peruses office supplies.

Miscellaneous Oddities

How Jobs Work

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date February 21, 2008

How Jobs Work

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Acquainted With the Night

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date February 19, 2008

The night is lonely and you can get to know it pretty well just by striking up a conversation with it on the subway.

Bob

Bob’s Dreams

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date February 1, 2008

Last night Bob had a series of dreams in which he owned a cat.

Dr. Crane and Dr. Smythe

Time Machine!

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 30, 2008

This is adapted from a sketchbook, so the art is a little rough.

Time Machine!

Miscellaneous Oddities

Cheese Wheel

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 28, 2008

That night, a giant cheese wheel appeared in the sky.

Foggy Frog

Foggy Frog Eats Peas

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 25, 2008

Le French Chef first appeared in Foggy Frog and Friends #7, June 1957.

Foggy Frog

Foggy Frog Drinks Himself Silly

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 23, 2008

Foggy's comic publisher has been on the skids for a while now.

Foggy Frog

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 21, 2008

Foggy Frog: The frog who is covered in fog! And he's depressed about it.

Bob

Thinking For Yourself

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 3, 2008

Usually people who want you to think for yourself don't follow up by giving an order.

Miscellaneous Oddities

Santa Gets Fired

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date December 24, 2007

Santa gets fired.

Household of Dracula

Dracula’s Date

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date December 20, 2007

Dracula's moves are a little rusty.

Miscellaneous Oddities

The Entire History of the 21st Century in One Panel

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date December 18, 2007

The entire history of the twenty-first century so far, in one panel.

Dr. Crane and Dr. Smythe

Criminal Justice Hijinks

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date December 16, 2007

Dr. Smythe misses the point.

Bob

Meet the New Christmas, Same as the Old Christmas

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date December 14, 2007

I thought I might not need to run this again this year, but apparently it’s still relevant.

Merry War on Christmas!

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They Don’t Feel Your Pain

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date December 10, 2007

**Update:** It may be next Monday before I have new material. I’ve been somewhat derailed by an ice storm and an extended power outage.
They don't feel your pain.
These recent single panel cartoons have been a bit abstract. I’ll try to get some more story-like strips together over the next month.