It's better than doomed: It's super doomed. Updated intermittently.

Author: Wesley Osam

Bob

Buck vs. Antioxidants

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 24, 2010

Another great business plan from Buck.

Miscellaneous Oddities

Richard IV

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 18, 2010

Horse salesmen could have done pretty good business on medieval battlefields.

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A New Old Comic

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 13, 2010

I uncovered a half-finished, five-year-old comic while I was straightening up, and inked it. The compositions in panels 2 and 4 were so off I had to correct them in Photoshop, but for something I drew five years ago it’s not so bad.

It's okay, for something I drew five years ago.

Bob

Buck Delivers Another Baffling Evaluation

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date January 1, 2010
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Anymore Buck just casually picks the lock on Bob's house and walks in.

Bob

Galileo’s Finger

The museum in Bob's town has good connections.

Someone actually did find Galileo’s fingers, though I don’t know whether any of them are the middle one.

Bob

The Old Guy in the Supermarket

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date December 15, 2009
1 Comment on The Old Guy in the Supermarket

Frozen cranberries! The ticket to distributed immortality!

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A Primitive Story

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date December 12, 2009

I’m finally getting some new comics done. This isn’t one of my best, but the one I’m posting later this week turned out okay. In the coming year I hope to produce more and better work.

Og see rock.

Bob

A Heartwarming New Thanksgiving Tradition

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date November 26, 2009

This is the second rerun.

Economic collapse? What economic collapse?

Bob

The Meaning of Thanksgiving, According to Buck

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date November 24, 2009

In order to give myself a little more time around the holiday, the next two strips will be reruns of last year’s Thanksgiving strips.

The meaning of Thanksgiving, according to Buck...

Bob

Permission to Suck

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date November 16, 2009

Just don't show it to anyone until it's done.

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Waffleology

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date November 11, 2009

A waffleologist makes a good living.

Dr. Crane and Dr. Smythe

Science Detectors

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date November 2, 2009

Is that a click detector?

Bob

Avenue Street

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date October 19, 2009

Avenue Street. Where the average people live.

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A Simpler Time

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date October 12, 2009

Back flew the time machine, into a simpler time.

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Hats

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date October 4, 2009

There are many kinds of hats in the world.

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Bad News About God

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date October 1, 2009

Unfortunately, God is a fat gnome with a bad cigar..

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He tried to be a serious man but his ears were uncooperative.

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date September 27, 2009
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He tried to be a serious man but his ears were uncooperative.

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Primitive Crafts Fair

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date September 17, 2009

Lumps and dirt baskets.

Dr. Crane and Dr. Smythe

Dr. Crane Meets Thoreau: Page 2 of 2

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date September 15, 2009

This is the thing that time machines are good for.

Dr. Crane and Dr. Smythe

Dr. Crane Meets Thoreau: Page 1 of 2

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date September 13, 2009
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This is the thing that time machines are good for.

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Petey is Fired

Petey is fired.

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Organ Recital

Lungs... Spleen... Brain...

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Chief’s First Gun: Page 2 of 2

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date September 2, 2009

Ah, nostalgia.

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Chief’s First Gun: Page 1 of 2

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date August 31, 2009

Ah, nostalgia.

Page 2 is coming in a couple of days.

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Egghead

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date August 25, 2009

Egghead!

Bob

Perspective

Real compassion is different from fake compassion in that Buck isn't interested in it at all.

Bob

Rupthor

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date August 10, 2009

A what?

Bob

Bob’s Beet

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date August 6, 2009

Bob has a beet.

Bob

Bob’s Beat

Bob has a beat.

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The Big Noodle

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date July 26, 2009

Here comes the big noodle!

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Relics

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date July 23, 2009

Relics!

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Beards

Beards!

Bob

Not a Special Day

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date July 8, 2009

July 8, 2009.

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Peanut Types

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date July 5, 2009

Peanut... Evil Peanut.

Bob

Rotate Your Envelope Stock

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date June 25, 2009

I have seen this mysterious directive on boxes. I am unsure of its significance.

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The Hazards of Vaudeville

OSHA has not paid sufficient attention to this.

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The Adventures of Gustave Flaubert

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date June 16, 2009

Nothing to do with Bob, as you can see.

Bob

The Anti-Moral of the Story

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date June 9, 2009

Finally, it's all over.

Finally, the agricultural commissioner storyline is over. It’s ridiculous that it took me six months to finish this 22-page story. I’ll try to do better in future; in the meantime, you can expect a period of single-page or single-panel comics.

Bob

Beatnik Aftermath

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date June 6, 2009

It took Malik thirty seconds to come up with the name of his new business. He probably should have spent more time on it.

Bob

Almost Everybody Goes Home

Post author By Wesley Osam
Post date May 26, 2009

According to his permanent record, Farmer Al has problems with listening.