{"id":298,"date":"2007-12-14T05:47:46","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T11:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/?p=298"},"modified":"2007-12-14T05:48:23","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T11:48:23","slug":"meet-the-new-christmas-same-as-the-old-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"Meet the New Christmas, Same as the Old Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I might not need to run this again this year, but apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/pandagon.blogsome.com\/2007\/12\/13\/6439\/\">it&#8217;s still relevant<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/comics\/bob\/bob_short\/xmaswar01.gif\" class=\"centered\" width=\"550\" height=\"819\" alt=\"Merry War on Christmas!\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/comics\/bob\/bob_short\/xmaswar02.gif\" class=\"centered\" width=\"550\" height=\"636\" alt=\"Merry War on Christmas!\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I might not need to run this again this year, but apparently it&#8217;s still relevant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-adventures-of-bob"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.superdoomedplanet.com\/comic\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}